Conversation I had in the bathroom yesterday....
Me: When did it become popular to not wear pantyhose with heels?
Co-worker: I have no idea. It has been a while.
Me: It seems like celebrities started this trend. It doesn't make sense.
Co-worker: Why not?
Me: Because when I wear my heels with no pantyhose my feet get all sweaty and by the time I get home they smell like butt.
Co-worker: Me too!
Me: Maybe we can figure out a way to stick our feet out of the car window while driving to air them out so that we don't choke to death on our own stank.
Co-worker: Yeah, why don't you work on that.