Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Holy Heatwave Batman!!
It is Hot. HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
This isn't Michigan hot where it is mid 80's and sticky. This is Southern Florida in August hot! Where it is so hot, you don't even want to hang out in the pool. Bitch slap you in your face hot.
You want A/C in your car? Forget it. It takes so long to cool down that you are home, dripping with sweat from stewing in a broiling hot car waiting for it to kick in. Well, it won't cool down until you are about a mile from home.
Eggs frying on the sidewalk hot.
Jalapeño juice as a cool refreshing beverage hot.
Burning your buns on leather seats hot.
Even your A/C working full steam in your house will barely be at a tolerable level.
This is the perfect time for ice baths, cold beer, sleeping naked, eating ice cream, water balloon fights (if you can handle being outside at all), having sex in the cold shower, incorporating ice into every day activities , not cooking or doing laundry.
The worst part? That you would rather be at work instead of home because of the A/C.
Did I mention that it is FRICKIN' HOT????!!!!!