Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Random Bar Conversations

This is an actual conversation that I had with a guy at the club. I had previously scoped him out for my friend Eric to find out if he was gay or straight. He was straight but followed me back to my table so I quickly introduced him to a girl that I had befriended at the table next to mine.




Me: It looks like you are having luck at the bar. Are you taking her home with you?

Him: I would rather take you home with me.

Me: I'm celibate.

Him: I'm Rodney.


And that is why I doubt that I will ever meet a Mensa member at the club.

11 comments:

Rico said...

ROFLMFAO!!

Not so little Woman said...

Oh Lord. I have no words for this one. Sooo lame!!

Churlita said...

Um, wow. I hope you yelled, "Next!" as loudly as you could, so he'd get the hint.

-RM said...

I don't like going much to bars/clubs...but I have to admit that overhearing conversations like that make my day.

David in DC said...

That's too funny.

Of course, Sonny and Cher named their kid Chastity.

Tara said...

Ahhh, Celibate is such a pretty name. ;)

Wow. Lol.. I wonder if he felt like kicking himself after that, but it probably didn't sink in till he got home.

dmarks said...

Or perhaps:

Me: I'm celibate.

Him: Oh? Not sure you had to tell me about that, but I think if you use a Loofa sponge you won't have that on your thighs anymore.
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minijonb said...

ok, now that's funny!

if you start to listen to a lot of Morrisey and The Smiths, then i might worry a little bit... =:-)

Michael said...

Hysterical. Great story.

Mrs. Big Hairy Woman said...

Hi Celibate... How are you? What's yer sign? LMAO...

vinayak said...

didnt he even asked you wht your name means??