This is an actual conversation that I had with a guy at the club. I had previously scoped him out for my friend Eric to find out if he was gay or straight. He was straight but followed me back to my table so I quickly introduced him to a girl that I had befriended at the table next to mine.
Me: It looks like you are having luck at the bar. Are you taking her home with you?
Him: I would rather take you home with me.
Me: I'm celibate.
Him: I'm Rodney.
And that is why I doubt that I will ever meet a Mensa member at the club.