Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Hump Day Hottie

This weeks Hump Day Hottie is a flawless musician, with skills at the piano, banjo, guitar, and tuba; a noteworthy singer/dancer; and can provide answers to complex, university level examinations in seconds.

He has also been shown to have certain athletic prowess that is normally unattainable at his age, such as being able to lift or move objects of greater weight than himself.

His sophisticated attitude/nature and mannerisms are juxtaposed with childish interests and actions. He reads literature such as Christopher Marlowe's The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus and Sun-Tzu, and cites pop culture references that date much further back than his age would permit, however, he is also fascinated by Raffi and the Teletubbies.

His mastery of physics and mechanical engineering are at a science-fiction level. He has constructed a laser, advanced figher-jets, a mind control device, a weather control device, robots, a time machine, and even a robotic model of Peter that spoke in Peter's voice. Stewie employs these to cope with the stresses of infant life (such as teething pain, and eating hated broccoli) and to kill his mother with no success. He seems to be constantly carrying a concealed firearm, which he whips out whenever he wants to, he also carries around a bazooka and he keeps an M3 machinegun under his bed's pillow.

Wizard Magazine rated him the 95th greatest villain of all time.

His is the youngest child of Peter and Lois and was born in Quahog, Rhode Island.


















This weeks Hump Day Hottie is ~ Stewart Gilligan Griffin

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes! Awesome HDH! Ranks right up there with Alan Rickman! And I'm glad there were no sprinkles in this entry. ("For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!")

Tara said...

I love those bad boys of television.

Mrs. Hairy Woman said...

Love Stewie.. he is so evil to his Mother...

Churlita said...

I love Family Guy. Stewie rocks.

dmarks said...

Good one!

Favorite Stewie moments: the one where he slaps Will Ferrell (kind of a long story), and the one where he is trying to sleep in a motel room:

In that one, he hears two hoods arguing in the room next door, and he can't sleep because the walls are thin. So he yells through the wall. "You idiot, can't you see he's wearing a wire!". Then you hear in quick succession a gunshot, a body slumping agaisnt a wall, and a door slam. Then Stewie goes to sleep, enjoying the silence.

Unknown said...

Stewie is my FAVORITE!!! I love that show.

Oreo's Cookies and Cream said...

Family Guy is the best show ever with south park. AND YOU ALL ARE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!